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How I Learned to Stop Screaming at Customer Service … and Hate Myself Instead
After unloading on a customer service representative over a cable dispute, Corey Levitan discovers the person on the other end of the line is someone he knows—and admires. A humorous, cringe-worthy lesson in empathy, corporate "sludge," and why the real villain isn't always who picks up the phone.
Horseplay: Living My Jockey Dream for a Day
Journalist Corey Levitan spends a day training with Hall of Fame jockey Gary Stevens at Del Mar Racetrack, discovering the realities, risks, and humor behind life in horse racing.
My Dinner With Facebook Strangers
What happens when online conversations move into the real world? Corey Levitan invited Facebook strangers to dinner and discovered unexpected friendship, civil debate, and a surprising lesson about human connection.
Fellowship of the Oura Ring
STNDRD Deviations columnist Corey Levitan offers a witty, brutally honest Oura Ring review that explores sleep tracking, stress alerts, wellness culture, and the absurdity of wearable tech.
AI Is My Best Doctor Ever
Corey Levitan, a self-described hypochondriac, makes the case that AI is already a better doctor than any human—faster, more empathetic, and surprisingly accurate.
A Doggone Shame
Corey Levitan's dog, Zoe, fails her temperament evaluation at Camp Run-A-Mutt — a cage-free boarding facility — proving that some dogs are just too anxious, too stubborn, or too uninterested in food to earn their freedom.










